Tenga Egg
The Tenga Egg is an all-in-one, single-use, disposable male masturbator. Packaged in a plastic egg the size of a chicken egg, the Tenga comes in 6 different textured varieties. Made out of one-time use silicone this is a super stretchy toy that will always go back to it’s original size. Although silicone is a non-porous material the textured part of the egg is known to hold bacteria, and can be a pain to clean, but it is possible. Toy cleaner and warm water should do the trick if you want your egg to last a few more rounds. I wouldn’t recommend re-using the egg more then three times, and definitely don’t share (unless you bought the six-pack). It starts out small, but don’t worry, this thing will stretch to fit all of you, plus some, it is truly one-size fits all. The hard outer package of the egg is covered in plastic that displays a picture of the texture you’ll find inside, so choose your poison (or pleasure) carefully. Used alone or with a partner this is the perfect on the go toy for any guy…or gal.
I was first introduced to the Tenga Egg last year when I got one as a freeby for going to a conference. At first I thought it would sit on a shelf in my apartment forever, or at least until I had a male “friend” over to play with, but then something clicked and a light bulb illuminated over my head, like in the cartoons. I couldn’t help thinking this would be a perfect addition to my egg shaped vibrator. So I ripped open the packaging, pulled out my egg, flipped it inside out and put it on my vibrator. Like a second skin! I had gotten the Spider; the texture coupled with the vibration really did it for me and I ended up going out and treating myself to a six-pack.
I was hooked, but I still wanted to know if the fascination would be the same for a male. So eventually I gave away one of my six-pack to a male friend…in the name of science. The first thing he commented on was the size wondering if it was meant to only stimulate his head. All I said was “Don’t judge a book by it’s cover” and sent him on his merry way. Like a true scientist I eagerly awaited the results of my study.
Unlike me, his favorite part was not the texture, although he did enjoy it. He raved about the little to no preparation required to use the masturbator, and loved that lube was included in the package. He was truly surprised by how stretchy the silicone was and took back his earlier comments on size. The material was not only stretchy but quickly warmed up to his body temperature producing an almost lifelike feel that really turned him on.
So not only did I get to bring you both sides of the Tenga Egg story, I also have a person to go halfsies with on the Tenga egg six-pack!
Ps. There’s something inside this egg that is way better than candy!
